20 Things Budgies Say

1. "Tweet."
2. "Chk,CHK, TCHK,
   TSCHK!!!"
3. "Pretty Birdie!"
4. "Cats are dumb!" (They
   might not say it, but they
   think it!)
5. "Popka Durak!" (Russian)
6. "Polly wants a cracker."
7. "I think I tee a putty cat."
   (Or was that a canarie...)
8. Nothing at all
9. "We demand better food and
   bigger cages!" (If they're
   the activist type)
10. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
    (If they want to commit
    harakiri)
11. "I love you,you love me..."
12. "Having defeated the
    Orcish Stronghold, the
    Alliance
    will blah blah blah..."
13. "________ want food!"
14. "________ want water!"
15. "________ want bathroom!"
16. "Warning: Hull breach on
    deck 9!"
    (If their human is a trekkie)
17. Their name (I hope...)
18. "For the alliance!"
    (Eleven Archer,
    WarCraft II)
19. "At once, sire!"
    (Footman, WarCraft II)