One time, a guy was trying to teach his budgies to talk.He tried everything. He tried the loving approach(teach them himself), he tried records, tapes, CDs, special software that repeats a sound file over and over, everything.After a few weeks, the budgies still wouldn't talk. The guy gave up, and installed the Shareware Version of WarCraft II instead. Now, it just so happeneds that this guy's computer was very close to this budgies' cage.
He stayed up until 4 AM building farms, killing orcs, and hauling oil. His budgies could not sleep, either, because the digital speech was so loud.
The next day, another guy's cat tried to attack the budgie's cage. One of the budgies, however, just yelled out, "THE TOWN IS UNDER ATTACK!!". The first guy yelled to the cat, "get away from the cage!" One of the budgies thought the guy was taling to him, and said, "YES, SIRE!". Then, he flew out of the cage, and, probably thinking the cat was an Orcish Destroyer, started pecking it really, really really hard. The cat squealed and ran away, never to be seen again.
At one point, the third budgie triumphantly proclaimed, "Having defeated the Orc Stronghold, the Alliance is safe from Orcish incursions, but only for a short time." He was right. Cats have a very short memory.
An Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner. "Give me the lot" said the Irish man, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off. He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don't know sur" he replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping."
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