You Know When You're A Bird Person When...

You Know When You're A Bird Person When: You write to Game Freak, asking why there's not Parrot Pokemon You let your bird eat off your plate and drink out of your coffe cup Your bird is sitting on your shoulder as you read this When you have more pictures of your birds on your office desk than fiance When your budgie has his own personal chair at your dinner table When you don't have your grandma over for dinner because there might not be enough food for the bird You have so many birds you don't have a new name for your new parrot You convert a room in your house into an avairy Your password is your parrot's name There's more bird food in the fridge than people food When you start trying to balance on a pirch Your office bookcase is full of bird Beanies and other toy birds Your friends know not to experct you at a party until after "birdie bedtime." You barbeque every night just to atract the local hawks You take your bird with you to see the movie "Paulie" three times, then go and by the film You hear yourself talking on the phone downstairs but you know you really aren't ..you try to teach your nephey to talk, and accidentally say "come here pretty bird." You'd take a bullet for the bird anyday, forget about the president!